...boys and their penises. -_-

I've been due to upgrade my cell for a while now, due to some troubles along the way, this morning my dear friend and roommate Melvin was supposed to bring me to get it taken care of.
First time I went to check in on him he was pissed off over a mutual friend using a pet name for him on his facebook wall(quite a travesty if you ask me, how DARE she use a nickname for him on his FACEBOOK where EVERYONE can see it!!! Heaven FORBID any sorry soul pick up on it and tease him... just like in junior high('cause you KNOW everyone still acts exactly like that(at least everyone with a penis))) so I did the one thing you CAN do in a situation like that- I backed away slowly and told him to breathe. So a while later I go back upstairs to check and see if he's ready to go yet, and he's blasting music and jerking off to porn. -.-
Now I realize that everyone has their way of dealing with things- but REALLY?
It's a good thing I knocked this time.
So now I'm sitting bored an hour after the time we were supposed to leave and I have only this to say- ...Boys and their penises.